ketamie:

theshitneyspears:

this is what peaking on molly feels like

stop this is literally me after drinking 500ml of mineral water.

cannedcream:

realredraven:

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

vethox:

warmdrool-deactivated20210404:

late capitalism nightmare

Epic

We literally live in a ham-fisted sci-fi parody movie…

Turns out those ludicrous extremes were never ludicrous at all. The ultra rich will let the world burn to the ground so long as they get to feel like the World’s Most Special Boy in the flames.

jerseygrrl:

pikipikipek:

funnytwittertweets:

jasonptodd:

this is literally the funniest post on this site i’m going to fucking kill myself having never achieved this level of comedy

anarcho-malarkyist:

earhartsease:

dragongirlteeth:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

If people don’t admit that alcohol is a drug so help me God I will pour an entire bottle of wine on their hair.

Wine? Drugs. Beer? Drugs. That awful cocktail you made in your dorm room out of leftover coffee and orange juice and tequila? D-d-d-drugs.

This may sound obvious to you but society at large puts alcohol in this removed category away from other drugs. If you tell most wine moms that they have a drug problem they’d be appalled that you’d ever say such a thing. It’s just time for humanity to admit that we like doing drugs. Most people’s drug of choice just happens to be alcohol.

Also caffeine is a drug but like, it’s so baked into our culture because so many people rely on it to get through the workday, which should really say something about our relationship with work but that’s not a conversation the powers that be are eager to have

Applies to tobacco too of course. Things historically aren’t considered Drugs™ when they’re taxable commodities.

milkandheavysugar:

Maya Angelou speaks on the difference between Black American Womanhood vs. White American Womanhood (1973)

bitcoitus:

bitcoitus:

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being.“ — Robert Anton Wilson